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A drunk was trying to make time with a pretty girl at a cocktailparty, but she wasn't having any part of him. .. especially the part hehad in mind. After a while, to show his contempt for her, he inquiredloudly, "Tell me, dear, what happens when whores get pregnant?"Amused, she answered, "Don't tell me you still think your motherfound you under a cabbage leaf!"----------Drug Rehabilitation